Sunday, March 30, 2008

100 things to know about women

100. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she’s going to outlive you.

99. Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line.

98. No matter how much she reassures you, if you can’t get a hard-on she assumes you’re not attracted to her.

97. Beware of your girlfriend's single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage any bad behavior as often as possible.

96. Jewelry. Now you always know what to get her for a last-minute gift.

95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turnoff in the world.

94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.

93. Girls who say, “I love sports!” are lying. Girls who ask you what time the game is on, without specifying which game they’re talking about, are not.

92. A random hookup is more likely to result in pregnancy, because a woman has more sex when she’s most fertile.

91. She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends.

90. Just started dating? Women want you to drive, even if it’s their car.

89. A girl would prefer to get a $100 gift from Tiffany & Co. than a $500 gift from K-Mart. Why? Because her friends will ask where she got it.

88. “If I give you my number on Friday, Tuesday and Wednesday are your best bets to score a date. Monday is too desperate, Thursday is too late.”—Ginger, 27

87. Your female coworkers are obsessed with the fact that on average they receive less pay than male counterparts—and the fact that they work less overtime and get pregnant is irrelevant to the discussion.

86. Laying a towel down over the wet spot is like putting your jacket over a mud puddle for her, you noble bastard.

85. A recent study revealed that natural blondes could be extinct in 200 years, so unless she’s Norwegian, her “Gwen” might be bottled.

84. Sixteen percent of American men have been with a prostitute—scientific proof most women are decent in bed.

83. Women always want to believe what you’re saying is true.

82. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.

81. The threesome is not about you; it’s about the two girls. If you’re lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend, enjoy sex with the other one because there’s a good chance it’ll end the relationship.

80. If women have an excuse to take a pill, they’ll take it.

79. Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had.

78. “I hate when my boyfriend is sweaty and tries to lie down on top of me or cuddle after I’ve come. Wait five minutes.”—Alicia S, 21

77. The average woman kisses 79 men before getting married.

76. She hates your Xbox more than she lets on. Blow her off for some gaming and she’ll soon stop wasting time on a dork like you.

75. Women who are obsessed with their dogs also like to keep their men on a short leash.

74. “Girls who buy their men lap dances and pretend to enjoy it are kidding themselves. They’re trying to keep him happy with some controlled freedom.”—Amanda, 31

73. Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10.

72. During emergencies, women are likely to remain calmer than men. Though it should be noted that inventing minor crises on a weekly basis gives them more practice.

71. “Women grow hairs in a lot of the same places that men do—lower abdomen, nipples—we just get rid of them.”—Katie, 26

70. Unless they’re lesbians, she won’t approve of your hanging out with other girls. Even if they’re ugly. And, really, even if they’re lesbians.

69. If you have something to hide, she’ll find it.

68. Eighty-five: The number of males per 100 females in Gary, Indiana, lowest male-to-female ratio of any city with a population of 100,000-plus. The highest male-to-female ratio is in Salinas, California: 114 males for every 100 females.

67. Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you’ll be “friended.”

66. They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.

65. The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win.

64. An online dating service’s survey found that a woman’s ideal man is between 5’10 and 6’2.
63. In the U.S., 21 percent of women ages 18 to 59 hold out for their honeymoon.

62. A British study claims a woman’s chances of getting married drop by 40 percent for every 16-point rise in her IQ. The same increase in IQ for a man boosted his chances of getting married by 35 percent.

61. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions.

60. Women often cite manhandling of breasts as the biggest foreplay faux pas.

59. “When I’m drunk, I can’t come. Not even with a vibrator.”—Lauren, 35

58. If they're going to do it, most wives cheat between the ages of 18 and 29.

57. Most women think they’re better drivers than they are. Don’t point this out while she’s at the wheel or she’ll freak and crash.

56. Women ingest about half the lipstick they apply, which means they eat approximately one to three sticks per year.

54. A woman might say she just wants sex, but sleep with her for a while and she’ll change her tune. “I’ve known so many women who think they can pull this off, but they always develop feelings for the guy,” - Erin 25.

53. According to the American Association of Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery, Angelina Jolie’s lips were the most requested celebrity feature among all female patients in 2004.

52. Despite always complimenting another woman’s short haircut, she secretly celebrates having one less competitor, since men prefer long hair.

51. Don’t call her “cute.” In her mind it’s the same as “not vomit-inducing.” “Sexy,” OK. “Hot,” yes. “Fucking fine,” only if she’s at least slightly buzzed.

50. Women often buy shoes a size or two small because they’re in denial about the size of their feet—which they can’t stand.

49. They dream of one day peeing in a urinal.

48. Women know where they stand looks-wise but worry about being considered cool, about which they’re unsure.

47. According to the U.S. Bureau of Statistics, 23 percent of 18- to 34-year-old women live with their parents, versus 31 percent of you losers.

46. Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that letting go in bed doesn’t make her less classy and she’ll probably go wild. Gin and or Vodka helps.

45. Twenty-three percent of men’s magazine readers are women.

44. A psycho jealous girl will do anything to keep her man—including anal, which some men are into, but I think is border line homosexual.

41. If she suddenly cuts her hair short, it might mean she no longer cares what you think of her. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t care about someone else’s opinion.

40. About half of all brides will lose a good friend over a ridiculous bridesmaid squabble.

39. It never hurts to say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it.

38. Let her beat you at something once in a while—poker, chess, Ping-Pong—and she’ll be more likely to give you what you want, like some peace and quiet.

37. Women’s public bathrooms are about three times more disgusting than men’s.

36. “At one point or another, I’ve gone through your things looking for any evidence from past relationships. I’m talking photographs, postcards, mementos, address books, diaries. If you don’t like it, get rid of this stuff before letting me in your apartment. It’s not about trust; it’s about curiosity, and it drives us crazy till it’s been satiated.”—Camille, 28

35. Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds.

34. Chick songs strike a deeply primal chord inside women while simultaneously revolting men. Just sit back and let her sing the Sarah McLachlan or Alicia Keys song. It’s only about four minutes long.

33. The average woman owns eight bras and wears each one five times before washing. Nasty!

32. Girls will not sit on any toilet outside their own home or a five-star hotel. Everywhere else they’re hovering above the toilet in a squat.

31. Got a new girl coming over? Your (tidy) bathroom should include clean linen, a box of Puffs Plus, and several full rolls of TP.

30. “Don’t caress our faces while we’re kissing, unless you really, really, really like us.”—Rachel, 26

29. On a first date, women never order what they really want to eat.

28. Breast augmentation surgery has grown by 257 percent since 1997. The most popular size? C-cup. As if you didn’t know.

27. Gain her trust when you’re out by calling her at 10 P.M. She’ll go to bed content you’re thinking of her, even if you’re slurping Jell-O shots off some strippers’ cleavage.

26. Put down the Drakkar and grab a box of Good & Plenty. Women are turned on by the scent of black licorice.

25. At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you.

24. A good but flawed man is a fixer-upper gem, and women love nothing more than home improvements.

23. Every woman is self-conscious about her ass. Tell her you love her ass and you’ll see it more often.

22. If you want more sex, tell your girl an attractive woman hit on you that day. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

21. More than half of surveyed females between 18 and 25 would prefer to be run over by a truck than be fat.

20. All women think they’re smarter than their partners in some significant way.

19. The more piercing she has, the more places she’ll let you put it.

18. Once in a while, let her pick the movie and don't complain about it.

17. Any good woman will tell ya, honesty is not always the best policy.

16. Chicks aren’t afraid to get kinky; you just have to have the nerve to ask.

15. Girls don’t want to date doormats. So make her proud and refuse to give up bowling night with the guys.

14. Don't take a woman to a concert you really want to see—she'll just want to leave early.

13. “Women appreciate a big penis, but having one doesn’t give you an excuse to suck at foreplay.”—Amanda, 28

12. Studies show women are more attracted to “macho” guys near ovulation. The rest of the month, they’re drawn to “good providers,” otherwise known as chumps.

11. She likes one of your friends.

10. Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls because it makes them feel like they're more attractive. Pretty girls hang out with ugly girls for the same reason.

9. The minute she decides she’s even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids would look like and imagining her first name with your last.

8. Sixty percent of women in the United States color their hair, according to L’Oreal (who are obviously hoping they can peer-pressure the other 40 percent).

7. Dated a stripper? Keep your mouth shut, stupid.

6. Rub a sheet of medium-grade sandpaper across your face. That’s your five o’clock shadow when you kiss her. Now rub that sandpaper on your inner thigh. (Mind you, we’re not suggesting you shave.)

5. Female serial killers tend to use poison rather than guns or knives.

4. Foghat’s “Slow Ride” is not about a trip in the car. Get the hint?

3. The one breakup line she’ll never be able to argue you out of: “I’m sorry, but I no longer have feelings for you.”

2. Buying a present for your girl? She’ll hate it (and you) if she finds out you took along another woman to help pick it out.

1. You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. Five really means somewhere between 12 and 35
I DON'T have a boyfriend right now a.k.a currently.
This is a STUPID and NONSENSE answer when I answer to those who ask me whether I have a boyfriend.Ooops!!!!It's not the question about if I have a boyfriend BUT it's about the money my boyfriend gives to me and what he's doing????

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I've never told them if I DO have a boyfriend or not.
When I tell them that I'm single and do not have one at all,none of them believe.But I do realise that they keep on mentioning that 'you're a pretty girl,impossible you don't have a boyfriend'.
That's what they said.

Ok.Let me figure out something.Is it true that every pretty one FOR SURE has a boyfriend???
I wonder why must they say a pretty girl for sure is in a relationship.But this doesn't happen to me at all!
None of them believe what I say so the only way for me to do is TO KEEP QUIET.
There's no point for me to deny it even though I've done it many times.
Sometimes I just tell them that I want freedom and not being control by someone.

eg:If I have a boyfriend,I have to tell him about my whereabout even when I club.This is SHIT MANN!!!I'm not gonna have this kind of life anymore.Furthermore,one of my friends has this kind of sucks life where she has curfew that is given by her boyfriend whenever she clubs!!!!!!
I hate this !!!!!!!!!!

I've just met a guy who is in his 40s this afternoon and talked about this.I've told him I really don't have a boyfriend but he couldn't believe.
He did tell me something which has changed my judgment on those long relationship before marriage.Even though he was with his ex-wife for 10 years before marriage but they ended up in divorce after 4 years of marriage.This really has proven that there's no guarantee marriage even though you're with someone for so many years.

By now,I'm busying working and enjoying my life.
And honestly,I just leave this to FATE.
If FATE has found someone for me and let me meet him then just let it be naturally .
If it's not the time yet,I can't do anything too.

Friday, March 28, 2008


The launching of brand new ladies night from Pure Bar was AWESOME!!!!!!

Of course there's a reason why am I saying this ........(but it's undeniable that Pure is always happening la)

It's Wednesday night and I've decided not to go to Pure as I was damn tired right after working as it's late night.

Then,I've got a call from DJ DEF a.k.a Sheldon when I was at a friend's place after work.
The 1st thing that he asked me that was I going to the brand new ladies night as he's informed me about it a month ago.I've wanted to go when he told me about it but my tiredness has changed my mind not to go .

However,a call could change my mind to go to Pure.At first,Sheldon mentioned about the fabulous prizes of the night to be given away-RM 1000.After that,he messaged me about the goodies bag which contains a MNG tee's and tube top.This really attracted me..haha.......

I kept on asking Jaz if she wanted to go because she did tell me that she really wana go but she's too tired.

nice music OF COURSE!
Besides that,I did win some prizes la...haha.....a goodies bag and a 'FABULOUS PRIZE'(I'm not gonna say what is it) !!!!!!

I should thank him for changing my mind to Pure and won something nice back!!!!!!!

Thank You So Much,DJ DEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway,I did enjoy the night with my clubbers!!!!!!

my goodie~goodies bag
I found out that there's a condom in the goodies bag when I've got home..haha.....the symbol of 'GROWN'.......haha

Sunday, March 23, 2008


This is what gonna happen to me in few years more...haha........

Being on the cover of a magazine would be so much fun!!!!!!
Let me emphasize the word 'IF' day~

The siblings day-out

the most 'creative' pic from me

we just love him!!!!
Don't we just look alike?????haha

the end of my day after finishing working early...haha

Friday, March 21, 2008

It's our off day today!Hooray!!!!!!!!

Therefore,Jaz and I have decided to make a 'TRIP' to Jonker street.The reason is to help someone who is going to get married to ask about the marriage registration.We purposely walked all the long way to look for the place as what the future bridegroom told me.

Anyway ,i'm just lending a hand to a friend as she's 'BUSY' in kl even though she's gonna get married in May.
Once we've found the place,we then asked an old man who was standing at the entrance.

Jo:'Is this the place for marriage registration?'

Old man:'You have to go to the other place for registration as they don't do this here.'

Jaz:'What should a couple bring for registration?And how about one of them is under 21 ?'

Old man:'Both of you wana register isit??'

Both:'No la.Is our friend.She's in KL and asked us to help her to ask.'

The old man then explain to us but he also 'blur blur'.
He then asked us the same question back.

Old man:'You want to register isit?'

Both:'Haha....not us la..both of us are still single and available.Impossible would be the both of us....'

Haiz~Also can't blame him la because he's quite old already ...hAha....

After that,we took a stroll along the street and bought some cheap rings but they look nice though.....haha

sunny day @ jonker street
the colourful trishaw
we always look the same in any pics...haha..need a change.

Later then,we went for lunch together as we were starving at Jonker street and just to help someone to ask about the marriage registration.

As time passed by fast~

Jaz:'are you hungry?'

Jo:'Y?You hungry?'

Jaz:'No la..just feel like eating.'

Jo:'K la...then we go for the taiwanese food.'

Honestly,I've never thought that she would ask me this as she doesn't eat much everytime we hook up together and this is the 1st time!!!!!

this is the famous oyster mi sua

Once I'm back home,my cam-whoring habit return.Frankly speaking,I've never cam-whore for quite some time ....haha...that's what I though.

And here are the pretty rings from jonker street

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Dearest Jaz's Birthday celebration

Jaz's invited all her close friends to her house to celebrate her birthday.
And for the 1st time,I've experience a home cook by a birthday girl on herself...Birthday still has to cook.......It's special though.

Due to some busyness from the 2 VIP,the birthday girl was disappointed as none of them informed her about their absence.(Only I know what's their plan would be la...haha)
It's not that I wanted to be bad to let her disappointed but I've promised the 2 VIP to keep a secret.........

Jaz's cooked nice food for us on that night~spaghetti!!!!!!

Ok.Before having dinner at her place,I've eaten 1 great size hotdog and 1 regular size hotdog at 1901.
An hour later,I've 'da bao' pasta from Carrefour.It's enough for 2 persons but I've finished it all by myself.This really shows that I was suffering in Sarawak ESPECIALLY FOOD!!!!!

Anyway,Jaz did make a nice dinner for the all of us.

2 hours later...........................................................
someone came......................................................

The 2 VIP arrived at Jaz's place without anyone's knowledge EXCEPT ME!!!!!Haha.........
The surprise for her la..........................................

it's cherlin's idea to place the candles all around the cake...haha
the VIP
the birthday girl's expression really looks like a cartoon...haha...don't be angry ya
she's counting the candles as she thought she's still 'YOUNG'!!!!!
the surprise face from the pretty birthday girl
the cake with the candles all over the cake....haha
Jaz n cherlin
wish maker....hope she gets a bf soon...haha
hope she get into uni soon....of course soon la...if not???
cut the cake also must have 'gaya'...haha
this photo was taken on Cherlin's request as she describe the size of the cake is as big as the birthday girl's face
the next thing to do after blowing the candles????????
She has to bite all the candles out

the four of us........this is how we look at home....haha

the trip in Sarawak

During the half month in Sarawak is not totally fun at all!!!!!

Happy to leave here and fly to Sarawak was the beginning but the happiest was the ending to come back!!!!!!!!!

All of us were excited to go to Sarawak for our job just right before we left.But everything's changed when we have to take chicken rice as our breakfast,lunch and dinner for the 1st week as everywhere's selling salad chicken rice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We then started to miss the food in malacca and that's the time we realised that malacca is the best!!!!!!!

he shows his face in the pic!!!!
looking happy to get out of KL...haha
looking excited to leave here
looking smart to get into the plane...haha

We didn't have any activities on the 1st day we reached.The guys planned to go for a body massage on the 1st night so I had to tagged along as I was the only girl and had no choice at all.But,I only went for the foot massage...haha.......It's painful though.Before that lady started to do the massage,she asked me this in her China accent:

Lady:'Have you done any foot massage before?'

Jo:'Yup.Only the foot massager'

Lady:'This is gonna be much much painful than the foot massager'

Jo:'Really r?'(Don't care la...just try 1st)

It was pain like hell but I just could bare it...haha...Anyway,the guys enjoyed the massage more than me!!!!!!!!!!!!

his~a guy's baggage is always more neat than mine..haha

It's the 1st day for us to start working!!!!!!We've waken up early in the morning for work!!!!The 1st day ma............................

But I've found out that the people there are way too friendly though.
no more sexyback
he looks smart
God of Gamble version 1

No sleep tonight!!!!!!!!While I was sleeping soundly the other night,someone started to take photo of me and this has waken me up to take picture of them...haha......

he loves this.........
their late night activity
the 'FUCK' version....haha
they are watching PORN!!!!!!!!!!!
the unwilling face to take a photo
half naked...hehe
sexy belly.....haha......he's a pro model mann!!!!

Just before the last few days for us to go back,Jesley 's taken us to a place for fishing as the guys wanted to fish!!!!!The place is a wholly SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
They didn't fish in the end!!

the skinniest horse I've ever seen...haha
still the same even though I've packed it
the 1st time a guy packed his baggage....haha

Finally,we've got to escape from the chicken rice disaster!!!!!!!!!!!!
On that night,we've gone for a nice western food dinner at a restaurant.The place was ABSOLUTELY nice for dinner!!!!They have nice decoration!!!!The atmosphere was damn nice mann!!!!!

my food....look nice with some candle lighting..haha
me myself n i
I've fallen in love with the deco at the restaurant

It's just because of we sort of activity,this is the funny one!!!!!!!
Jeff was the victim for the mummy making....haha
the maker of the mummy...haha
the mummy version 1

the mummy version 2
the mummy version 3

Here came anothr night of drinking and I think almost all of us were drunk that night!!!!haha.....
Edward was the pro model for my photo shooting session!!!!!!!!!
He's HOT!!!!!
pro model...haha.....he's drunk
The 'WANTED' models..haha
I took this picture without their permission right after we've got back from drinking..haha

The last night at Sarawak!!!!!!!!
So,we've planned for a birthday celebration for Jesley !
Steamboat was their 1st choice and the place has almost all the seafood there!!!!!!
It's all meat!!!I didn't even see much vege there...haha.......

But before that,she brought us to a friend's place to buy the original bird nest and get some discount...haha.....

before dinner
the bird nest
the expensive one

the cheapest birdnest but the nicest one
This is the one that attracted my attention
the bird nest seller~the lady boss.She gave good offer~A nice woman
our food
the steamboat

This is the 1st time that I see a birthday girl busying tang photos
her birthday cake
Now only I know guys do know to cut a cake...haha....
the prawn eater during the dinner...haha
jo n the birthday gal~jesley

Our next destination was the Malaysia-China Frienship Park.
my best skill cuz the Cheng Ho is way too huge
Cheng Ho-the trademark of the park
this idiot was trying to ruin the Cheng Ho statute
my hometown but this picture shows me in Sarawak..haha

the sideview of Cheng ho.
A nice place always makes a picture looks nice

the entrance of the M'sia-China Friendship Park

This place used to be a nice restaurant for drinking

God of Gamble~version 2
the 2 monkeys who played non-stop even though at night..haha
I don't understand how come a nice architecture ends up looking like this?!?!?!?
few hours before departure
This is how my baggage looked like even though it was the last day

The last day in Sarawak!
We woke up at 6 in the morning just to go to a temple which located in a fully malays' village.
chingsan yan
stairway to heaven
early in the morning
the unique of the temple~facing the sea and located in a pure malays village.There's no chinese family
I took this picture cuz Edward said this plant looks like a posture of a human being
the entrance of the chingsan yan
here comes the cam-whoring
the 'luo han'
me behind of the 'luo han' of the monks
the dragon
I love the architecture of the temple...unique n nice
the explanation of the gold feet of the Buddha~it's a grandmother story though

the right gold foot of the Buddha
the left foot of the Buddha
the stone map of the temple
the new way to commit suicide
'I've been here'~the proof
my baggage just few hours before going back.This is the result after packing up everything.

The end @ Sarawak!!!!!!!!
Finally i've got to be in Malacca to eat nice food!!!!!!